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Note: The 'Pecker' in the headline refers to National Enquirer publisher David Pecker, who was threatening to publish intimate photos that Bezos took on his cellphone, and which had been stolen via an elaborate phone hack involving Saudi Arabia's crown prince MBS.

Note: Former NY governor, David Paterson (picture) was legally blind; so to pile on after he was forced to drop out of the race was arguably in poor taste.

Note: Technically, Jeter's fat shaming headline wasn't on the front cover, but rather in the sports section.

Note: Lest anyone forget, the Vice President shot someone in the face!

Note: In the 9/11 aftermath, when anthrax was being mailed to politicians and media outlets, including the NY Post, a staffer at the newspaper was infected through, of all places, her middle finger (while she recovered, she was supposed to wear the finger bandage to keep the digit extended).

See: Piece in the Mideast

See: Bimbo summit

Note: In all fairness to Monica, she never said those words.

Note: Not a cover per se, but still cringe-inducing

Note: Check out that Photoshopped image projected on the TV, it's the title screen for the obviously-fictional porno flix Debbie Does Abbottabad!

Note: Headless Body In Topless Bar is also the name of a book about New York Post headlines.